- Books Read: Still none
- Pages read since last update: None. (I knew that kid would keep me busy)
- How I'm Feeling: Hungry. Isn't it dinner yet?
Once upon a time, there was a lime-green goat. He lived with his family in the town of Centerika. One day, he was working on his new laser-guided missile. Suddenly, he had no control of his left arm!
In order to find out what was wrong, he went to see the local shaman. “Gorsha,” said the shaman to the lime-green goat (for that was his name.) “Gorsha, you’re arm is possessed and will never work properly again.”
From that day forward, no laser guided missiles were ever built in Centerika again.